This radical leftist was caught in the act and red handed giving the middle finger to the government so we had him on nudity duty for the US senate so that is the proper work for him now

 

my moms dance teacher is a lesbian lmao

 

This hunky dreamboat was just hired as the rep for the congress cocks associations he will make sure everyone has the proper cock size to enter into the COCKUS / Caucus

 

These two pervy piglets were caught sucking each others large erections and jerking off in the Central intelligence agency fuck toilets !!!

 

met this guy near the washington monument and he was walking around with erect nipples and talking about having animalistic desire for sex so naturally I was intrigued

 

These two very lewd french kissers were hired in the dept of mouths to take care of twinks when they are done with each other !!!

 

This male pissed all over me yesterday to degrade the first boy but like I kind of liked it all

 

got bit by something strange I dunno if it was against the government or what just seemed a bit weird is all

 

This boner buddy was hired to be the dept of chinese liaison he will do well supporting the chinese twinks and studs coming over to our wonderful america

 

apparently RFK is gonna speak to them about this flavor !!

 

he likes to play chess while I raw dog him all night on meth and other HAWTboys

 

Oh wow got to hang out with a super pervy dominant alpha 18 and a 1/2 year old top !!!

 

look at this gross thing I saw in the white house kitchens -does it not have any morals?

 

oh did not know she was trying to cut chicken fats off him

 

He is my new gay pubic hair trimmer, he was confirmed by the senate so I will not be a hairy boy anymore !!! they asked him a lot of questions about sexual activity so that was nice of them....

 

oh weird saw him in a file like "hit on the first lady" or something so he is mine for the night lmao cause its basically a war crime now to hit on my maw

 

Oh did not know he was against United states pork producers- the dept of justice will be on him now & all the Justices from the supreme court

 

He in charge of the panty parties for all the well hung males of the senate he is going to do well in his job shaving young male senators around age 20 for the parties....

 

look at this gross thing I found in the basement of the white house

 

oh calm ur tits !!!

 

HE IS THE NEW Meat inspector with the dept of agriculture he inspects all the young males 17-24 to see if they will be suited to farm work with other hot guys to do it in the buff he is very serious about matching well hung red necks with each other

 

THE FBI hired a new length inspector with the government - you HAVE to be over 4 inches to get government services and you also have to get hooked up to the government milker for over an hour

 

she is always showing her tits to the people this pam bondi

 

oh yeah this is how daddy looks at me lol

 

oh he thinks he can tempt the first boy with just one look !!!???

 

tried this milk soap on my boybutt and boy anus that is only 19 years old !!! I love it makes it so nice and milky and smooth for bottoming all night for conservative minded sluts

 

He kept it a secret from my daddy that he was secretly a female to male sex fiend so my daddy had him show his genitals to a room full of detectives with the trans national polices so they confirmed he was pretty much male so they let him walk free which is nice of them

 

she is into the coke !!! gubernatorial coke fiend

 

why did he punch your mirror? they ask me, like the secret detectives and I was like oh he isnt a threat to the government or anything he just said my dick is 10x bigger than he thought and it aint going anywhere near his butt so I was like well then....

 

oh wow got one of these on ebay for my 1st boybutt

 

oh did not know the 81 year old senator found a new boy lmao

 

the dept of transportation is going to shut down cause these two are never working they are always sucking each others cocks on coke and meth and have not worked in 38 months !!

 

oh I heard he flashed his erection at some of our officers so they asked him some more revealing questioning about his anus!

 

she was like oh I got the sugar honey and I was like um, hun so do I and I only breed twink butt sorry

 

after I saw his fucking hard on in saltburn I was like holy boy you packing some meat !!

 

ugh so that is how they do it eh?

 

just want him to be naked all day and hump me

 

so what if he is shutting it all down HE IS ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING HE WANTS-got it? good....

 

This nurse was like OH so barron your dad was raw dogging a porn star while you were a baby and I was like oh stuff it you cow just mind your own business

 

oh did not know she was singing the anthem now at the NHL

 

oh wow he offered to wash all your underwear after he stayed over my mom asked me and I was like well we have people that do all that lol

 

basically they all said oh barron you should get married to her and I was like wtf she wears a trout fishing net on her head and they were all like I dont see it - and I was like LOOK its a trout fishing net and they were all like oh yeah maybe she is a bit strange nvm

 

oh did not know I could get these all on ebay for $12.00

 

oh so the male military now has males for home visits to combat male isolation and lack of sex in their homeland?

 

its good he added a few inches to his girth by only eating US ARMY supplied canned tomatoes so what are you waiting for ?

 

oh did not know you can buy this thing in the metaverse!!

 

good she gets free noodles everywhere that must be nice !

 

He really told me that for all males age 17-22 should only eat crab! like what gives with that lol?

 

Oh I did not know she said weird things about me in the press and with TMZ

 

We hired him with the NASA'S dept of queer to make sure everyone is queer enough :)