Perverted Blog Archive

he said no amount of milk in my balls can hold me back !!! who tf says that?


 

look at this weird thing being nasty about the government


 

guess its a curiosity then?


 

saw this chick at the car park she was shouting lewd things at me


 

these two bottoms were fighting over petunias can you imagine?


 

This is my new mechanic at the white house hahahaahaa


 

had some of this it was really good


 

brought down a whole village of pufferfish with one look


 

look what this rough neck sent me from prison chats I thought I would get him pardoned lmao


 

this female piglet thought she could seduce me?


 

got a beret for myself I think i will look good


 

got a car for my mom i think she will like it a lot


 

got a few of these to have a bath with but they just made me itchy as fuck fucken things